Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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