what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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7+5=12

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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These Jokes suck.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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