- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

I am a joke. I am funny.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

woman's rights

why was the boy crying he had cancer

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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