Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Neil is a reterd.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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