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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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