Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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