When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

You're a frog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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