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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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