- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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