- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

richard is fag

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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