The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Cancer.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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bologna

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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