Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A black man has a job.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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