- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

whats worse than a kane nothing

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Potato!

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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