- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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