A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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im gey

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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