- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Womens Rights

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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