What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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cancer

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Hi

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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YOU

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