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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What comes after 69? 70

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what's black and can't swim?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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