- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

angelosnyder is not gay

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

These Jokes suck.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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