- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

A: Do you like it B: No

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

A Jew walks into Macy's

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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