- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

whats good about poland... fukk all

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

roses are red, violets are blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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