Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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