Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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