I love pissing people off :P

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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