Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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1+2 = 6

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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aodhan hearty

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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