What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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