- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Knock Knock opens the door

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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