Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

One day a man walked into a wall

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

Anti Joke

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