A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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good one jess !!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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say cheese

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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