Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Womens' sports

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

BIG PENIS

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's funnier than 24? 25

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Basically copying you.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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