- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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