what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

i just wrote this so hard

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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