- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Choir.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Women's rights

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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