What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

John Cena for president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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