what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Lil Wayne

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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... Chan chan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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