- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

THE END.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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