What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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your mother

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Carrot fingers

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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