- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Potassium? K.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

angelosnyder is not gay

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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