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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Justin Bieber

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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