What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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