Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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