- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

This statement is false.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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