- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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