A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

a ab

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Im black

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Jerry.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Knock knock What?

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