- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Fat people

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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