- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What is a chair?

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Tough crowd tonight...

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

I love pissing people off :P

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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