You know what's catchy? A cold

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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The Holocaust

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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