How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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._____________________. Whale!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Scott Gomez

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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William wright is Gay

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