Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why does life suck? Because it does

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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