- Anti Joke

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

The guy above me has a very nice joke

How many light bulbs? 1

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Two women were sitting quietly.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.