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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Fox News

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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