- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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