why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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i just pooped that is all!

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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