Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

THE GAME.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Nickelback.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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