roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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How old is your mom Dead

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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its all aodhan

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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