- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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