Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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YO FACE

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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MySpace.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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