ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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