- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

whats white and looks like paper paper

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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