- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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