why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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The WNBA

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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