Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

cliché rebecca black joke.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

book 'em danno

shut up iggy

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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