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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

women's rights

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Pull my finger ouch..

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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