Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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