- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Neither have I

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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