a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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run farther?

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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