Where do you live? In a house

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

The jets are a good team..

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

JUST KIDDING^

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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