A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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The Holocaust

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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leon harney ya pikey

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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