why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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stuarts mum

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Your future.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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