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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

No thank you, I don't like violence

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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