TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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