glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Carrot fingers

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Sex education in Texas,

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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stuarts mum

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