- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong