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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

I am a joke. I am funny.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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