- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

angelosnyder is not gay

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Church.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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