Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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69

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poop

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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a man said hi.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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