Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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