penis

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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woman..parallel parking

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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