why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Whats In My Trash? Bears

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Cancer

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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