One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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