- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Your Mother

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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