- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

anti jokes are for fags

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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