- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

anti jokes are for fags

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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