- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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