- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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