- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

dick dick dick... frogs

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Your Mom!!!

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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