What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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A women in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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