Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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